laugh attacks
helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

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japhers:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

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How old are you? 
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

japhers:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

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How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

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tessleeblog:

A proud mother

tessleeblog:

A proud mother

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bleedingsilverbird:

theboywhofangirled:

moriarty-sonicked-me:

gorgeousanon:

qazeb:

You Might For Some Reason Needs This One Day…



#thanks tumblr #you teached me #how to break into a car #with shoelace #how to escape from buried coffin #how to open closed doors with #safety pin #and now this #iam fully prepared #to attendance #into adulthood

Perhaps one day Tumblr can learn us the past tense of teach…

taught

bleedingsilverbird:

theboywhofangirled:

moriarty-sonicked-me:

gorgeousanon:

qazeb:

You Might For Some Reason Needs This One Day…

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#thanks tumblr #you teached me #how to break into a car #with shoelace #how to escape from buried coffin #how to open closed doors with #safety pin #and now this #iam fully prepared #to attendance #into adulthood

Perhaps one day Tumblr can learn us the past tense of teach…

taught

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WHY IS GUACAMOLE ALWAYS SO EXPENSIVE

joshpeck:

guacamoles are a rare form of moles that are only found in the deep, deep forests of cambodia that is why guacamole is so expensive

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okaywork:

teachers that drop your lowest exam score

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reyairia:

wandaventham:

"selfie culture" seems so tame by comparison when you realize that not only did old timey rich people spend a fortune commissioning artists to paint flattering images of them, they spent many hours sitting for these portraits

who’s the me generation now

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#art museums are actually just full of renaissance selfies this post just changed my life

11 hours agoandiamburdenedwithgloriousfeelswandaventham 61,585 notes

allegoricalrose:

Tenth Doctor / Rose touch trajectory through Series 2

This is what happens when a behavioural scientist gets tired of hearing ‘clingy girlfriend’ comments…

For notes and a longer description, see here

Bonus fact: the biggest difference in touch frequencies was in the Rise of the Cybermen / Age of Steel two-parter, where the Doctor initiated touching five times to her one.
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